How to Tame Your Dragon Girlfriends, Volume 1 (Light Novel)

• Harem
• Love Interests with Distinct Personalities
• Fish-Out-of-Water Comedy
• Comedic Master-Servant Dynamic
• Slow Burn Character Driven Story
• Ancient Being in the Modern World
• Divine Power Used Casually
• Ecchi/Fanservice
• Learning About Human Society Through Anime & Games
• Fantastical Elements
• Otaku Culture Obsession
• Bathing Mishaps
• Wardrobe Malfunctions & ‘Unintentional’ Fan Service
• Dragon girls

Yoshihiro had never been religious. He was a man of science—or that’s what his father wanted him to be. Despite his father’s designs for him, he had done his best to live according to his own heart. Still, his mind and philosophies were firmly rooted in science, in situations and scenarios that were backed by solid evidence, in things that could be explained with logic and reasoning. He did not believe in the supernatural. He never had, and he never would. That was what he always told himself.

So how?

How had he found himself in this situation?

“Yoshi, it seemeth we are out of shampoo. Canst thou fetch me some?”

The person who stood before him was a woman who looked like a work of art. Her skin was the same color as freshly fallen snow, and they complimented her ruby red lips and cerulean hair that reminded him of ocean waves. She was a well-proportioned woman. Hers was the perfect hourglass figure that so many women craved but few ever achieved. That she was just naturally this beautiful was something he still had trouble believing, but then again, this woman was not human.

She was a dragon.

She was also naked.

Yoshihiro could not speak for several moments as his eyes betrayed him, glancing from the woman’s perfectly small toes with perfectly manicured nails to her graceful and powerful legs that embodied perfect symmetry. Her calves were shapely and her thighs magnificent. Screw the golden ratio. These thighs were the true gold. She was clean shaven, but he knew the carpets matched the drapes. Her hips were wide and perfect for childbearing. He’d once heard someone call them childbearing hips. Being a man of science, he understood the reasoning. Wider hips meant a wider birth canal, which made it easier for a woman to give birth. Smaller women with narrower hips might have trouble. Some even needed a C-section because they couldn’t fit a baby through.

Those inane thoughts ran through his head as his gaze traveled from her hips to her stomach, so perfect he could take shots off it, then her breasts. They were large, but not so large that they felt abnormal, and they were perfectly tear-shaped with a slight uplift as though to proudly display their pink caps like snow at the very tips of a mountain. He had seen boobs before. In fact, he had seen this woman’s boobs several times already, but the sight never got old. Since coming to Japan, he had heard the phrase “a woman’s boobs are filled with the hopes and dreams of men” and he finally understood why someone had created such a phrase. Indeed, these pneumatic knockers were the stuff dreams were made of. Even Yoshihiro, a man of science, logic, and reasoning, felt all sense of reason flee in the face of those perfectly symmetrical objects. So lost was he that he had even begun theorizing that her breasts had their own gravitational force, for how else could he explain why his eyes were drawn to them?

“Yoshi, didst thou not hearken to me? I said we are out of shampoo.”

“I… heard you.” It took effort, but this was not the first time she had wandered around naked. “I heard you, but what about you? Are you not listening to me? How many times have I told you not to wander around the house naked? Also! Why are your dragon parts showing?! I told you not to show those? What if the neighbors see you?!”

“We are within, and the windows are sealed. I see no issue.”

“It’s a serious issue! What if you break something with that tail of yours?!”

The woman before him flapped her wings, massive pinions composed of beautiful scales that glistened like the ocean catching sunlight. They were majestic. Anyone who saw them would undoubtedly find themselves breathless. Meanwhile, wagging behind her was a beautiful tail of the same color. It was long and wide, emerging from just above her peach-shaped buttocks. The way skin shifted to scales was fascinating, but Yoshihiro was more concerned with his own psychological reaction than her dragon anatomy.

“I shall don mine attire as soon as I finish bathing. Yet, I require more shampoo. I cannot cleanse my hair without it.”

“I’ll get some later so just go without it for today! Now hurry up and get dressed!”

“Why are you so angry?”

“I’m not angry!”

“You would not yell at me like this if you were not angry. And do not forget that thee art mine servant. A servant doth not yell at his master.”

While Yoshihiro and the dragon woman spoke, a fat ball of fur and fluff stared at the woman’s glistening scaly tail as it wagged back and forth. Yoshihiro only noticed his cat a second before it decided to act.

“Tama, don’t you dare--”

“IYAAAAAH! THOU FLEA-BITTEN WRETCH! HOW DAREST THOU BITE MY BEAUTEOUS TAIL! HAST THOU A DEATH WISH?!”

“Meooooowwww…”

“So thou thinkest thyself the sovereign of this castle, dost thou? Harken to me, thou ragged beast, this is my palace! I am a goddess, and thou shalt obey me!”

“Meow…”

“How darest thou utter such words to my visage! I shall transform thee into a scarf!”

As the dragon woman spun around to confront his cat, hissing angrily, hackles raised, she displayed her perfectly shaped derriere to him. Yoshihiro’s eyes grew large like dinner plates as the woman’s… well, it was probably best not to say, but it was quite the feast to his eyes. It took everything he had and then some to cover his eyes with his hands, and even then, he found himself peeking out from between his fingers.

And that was the moment the door to his apartment burst open and another woman rushed in. Like the first, she was a woman whose beauty was so obvious that even saying 1 + 1 = 2 would sound less logical. Her hair was dark like midnight and contrasted with her beautifully pale skin. She had gleaming eyes that shone with both intelligence and power. Unlike the naked dragon currently arguing with his cat, this one was fully dressed. Her sense of fashion was outstanding. The sleek, asymmetrical off-the-shoulder blouse was a striking shade of cobalt, the fabric a luxurious blend of silk and satin to give it a subtle sheen. It had intricate origami style pleats on one side. This additional Japanese touch went perfectly with charcoal gray culottes, held together by a minimalist silver belt. While her figure was somewhat obscured by her clothes, Yoshihiro knew she was packing real heat underneath them.

“I heard a scream! What is going on, Lady Tiamat?!”

“Servant Ryūmi, thou art just in time to help me enact justice against this fiendish villain! This cat hath mangled my tail with his teeth! I demand vengeance!”

Ryūmi stood stock still as she stared from the cat to the angry and still naked dragon lady. She looked like someone had shocked her with lightning. Yoshihiro understood. He understood her feelings so well. This naked woman was arguing with a cat of all things. Did she not see what was wrong with that? How immature she was being? Surely, Ryūmi would also demand that she put some clothes on.

“How dare you sink your claws into Lady Tiamat’s glorious tail! Do you not understand your place?! Do not worry, My Lady! As your loyal servant, I shall not let this injustice go unpunished!”

The cat, perhaps sensing it was outnumbered, fled to the bedroom. The window was closed, so it would not be able to make it onto the balcony, but the bedroom window was still open because Yoshihiro often left it open.

“After that cat!” Tiamat demanded.

“Yes, My Lady!”

The two rushed into the bedroom after the cat. Yoshihiro stood stock still as the bangs, clangs, and hisses from his room echoed all around him. He took a deep breath, held it, then looked up at the ceiling and released it in a breathy sigh.

Just what happened to my peaceful life? How did I find myself in this situation?!

To learn how Yoshihiro found himself living with a dragon whose sense of shame was nonexistent, we need to go back in time. Let us turn back the clock to explain how this all began.

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